I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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