Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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