wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
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I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
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She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
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