therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
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So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
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I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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