Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I came so hard my ears popped.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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