Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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