I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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