I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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