awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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