I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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