laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
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I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
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WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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