I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Randomize
