She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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