I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Randomize
