Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
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