my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
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I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
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So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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