i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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