Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
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Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
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I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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