Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
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It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
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The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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