Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
do herpes really smell.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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