need another drink. this is the easiest way
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
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Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
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You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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