apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
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