guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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