Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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