I think I am morally bankrupt
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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