When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
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i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
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Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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