He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
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Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
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Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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