"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
this hospital has no fireball
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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