I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
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I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
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I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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