i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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