Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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