it hurts more in the daytime
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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