Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
she told me i tasted like america
is this the sara with the beer cane?
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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