I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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