Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
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If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
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Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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