we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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