I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
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So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Boobs are out for the taking
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I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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