Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
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Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
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I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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