New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
Randomize
