you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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