Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
