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at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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