Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Randomize
