Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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