the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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