Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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