If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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