CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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