awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
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nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
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Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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