Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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