Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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