Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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