Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
and she was petting her beer can
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
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He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
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Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
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