why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
