I want to stick my p in your. b.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
We had sex on a dog bed..
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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