I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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