We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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