I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
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we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
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sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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